After saying he wants out where should Stevie go? Should he cut his losses and go abroad or should he face the music in the Premiership?
Stevie Gerrard: where to now?
After saying he wants out where should Stevie go? Should he cut his losses and go abroad or should he face the music in the Premiership?
He is going nowhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose you're an 'ammer???
And it shows sulky boy!
He's just signed a four year extension on his contract, but if he ever plays up again, they should throw him out. It's un-settling for the squad. Carragher has just signed a new contract as well, with no fuss whatsoever. An example to all players!!!!!!!!!
Gerrard Joke
A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board but only 4 parachutes available. So the passengers: Bill Gates, Steven Gerrard, Nelson Mandela, the Pope and a school girl, had to decide who deserved to get one.
So Bill Gates starts by saying, “I am a computer genius and have changed the world with my software company”. So he gets awarded a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Next, Nelson Mandela says, “I used to be the president of South Africa and suffered for many years so that we could have equality amongst different races.” So he too gets a parachute and leaves.
Steven Gerrard then barges the Pope and school girl aside, grabs a pack and says, “Well, I’m the great Steven Gerrard and I play for England and won the Champions League last season. Who’s more important that me?” before following the others out of the plane.
With just the Pope and the school girl left the Pope turns to the girl and says, “You go my child. I have had a long and great life. Yours has only just started. Take the remaining parachute.”
To which the girl replies, “Don’t worry, we’re saved. Gerrard just jumped out of the plane with my school bag!”
We Won It Five Times,
We Won It Five Times,
In Istanbul, We Won It Five Times
Don't worry, he'll be fine. He'll probably change his mind half way down!!!!!
What And Decide Not To Die? Hmm Tricky One. Die Or Not? Answers On A Postcard Please.
We Won It Five Times,
We Won It Five Times,
In Istanbul, We Won It Five Times
Depends on where he lands. Any luck and Jan Molby will be out sun-bathing somewhere!!!!!!
Lol. Yeah Jan Molby Or Neville Southall - The Only Other Object Besides The Great Wall That Can Be Seen From Space.
We Won It Five Times,
We Won It Five Times,
In Istanbul, We Won It Five Times
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