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    Talking joke

    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
    them food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
    announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
    that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if

    you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
    exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
    over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
    the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
    Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
    sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    Tray-up, bitch."

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    lol..
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    Arrow 新加的空白文章26

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    lol
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    Hey it’s a good one. Really enjoyed the joke. Please keep posting this sort of jokes and thanks for sharing.
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    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
    Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
    After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
    "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
    The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
    The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
    When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

    Ha Ha

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    Default Porn and Fishing

    The wife and I were at home watching TV.

    I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a

    fishing channel and the porn channel.
    She became more and more annoyed and finally said:

    "For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!"

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