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[Jacobprice5]

A new teacher was trying to make use of the psychology courses she’d taken in college. She started class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up.”

After a few seconds, one boy stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid?”

“No, ma’am,” the boy replied, “but I hate to see you stand there all by yourself.”

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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if

you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, bitch."

Nice one, I bet the-so-called-princess learned her lesson. Never messed up with gay people. :P

[Jacobprice5]

Thought For the Day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.